hookers

the other day i had to go after the guy i work with told me about it . i had to go to this place called oasis and when i walked up to the door the chick was like 5 bucks to get in and then she ask me who told me about the place after i told her she proceeded to tell me the prices 40 dollars for a private dance (touching aloud weird) 80 dollars for a blow job and 120 dollars for everything (sex) well i went in anyway and then i got a dance from this chic (got to copp a feel of some tit ahhh) and i only paid 30 aparently you can barter with strippers after the dance was through i went out and sat down i then began talking to the other stripper that met me at the door she was talking to me about life and such and then offered sex again i informed her that i was still a virgin and that i really didnt want to pay for my first time (maybe the second jk) but anyway she was like well i can do it for 80 because aparently thats how much the drugs cost i guess she used my phone like 8 times and the other stipper used it once and then the fucking manager came over and used once i was like what the fuck is there not a phone on any of you guys but anyway the chick was telling me that she lived with her mom and that she had a 4 year old and that if she didnt give half her money to her mother that she would kick her out i was thinking is that the story your sticking with but then we she started talking about her ex and how her beat her and how and i told her that my ex just broke up with then she ask if i ever wanted to go out then she told me her phone number so i have a stripper/hookers phone number but the other day she called me and was like hey is this the guy from the bar and i said yea and she said do you want to party in a real im fucked up out of my brains way and i said no not really do you want to hang out or something and she said umm well bye and i said aaaaaaaaa because she hung up

moral of the story kids dont feed chocolate to cats

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